Q: WTF?
A: I get asked this a lot. Your guess is as good as mine.
Q: What do you want for Christmas?
A: A pony.
Q: What’s your favorite color?
A: Orange, probably.
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WORLD NEWS- More than 53,000 dead people found to be on Florida's voting rolls, most thought likely to vote for BRAAIIINNNSSS [Stupid]
- Facebook is a Ponzi scheme [Obvious]
- Mercury for sale on Craigslist. What could go wrong? [Fail]
- Photoshop this flaming mustache [Photoshop]
- Pentagon reveals scale model of bin Laden's compound used to plan attack. Suck it, Hasbro [Followup]
- Rodin Museum to reopen in July, Mothra Museum still on hold [Interesting]
- Hospital patient caught with pot and psychedelic mushrooms, demands to speak with giant lizard [Dumbass]
- ATTENTION DC FARKERS: Betty White will be at the National Zoo tomorrow. Line up and take your best shot, boys [Cool]
- Security experts claim that if you're carrying a laptop or a smartphone in Chicago this week, you might come under a cyber attack because people may think you're part of the NATO summit [PSA]
- D.C. Tour Bus Driver: Numbskull tourists always ask for directions to Private Ryan's grave [Fail]
